peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: neotoyko)

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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mugglebornheadcanon:

258. After being taught about the Memory Charm (Obliviate), the muggleborns proclaim their wands Neuralyzers and spend the rest of the day making obscure Men in Black references, much to the confusion of the purebloods.

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo)

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cytotoxic-lymphocyte:

samishoward:

"He called me a Mudblood.”

I love Hagrid. And HP did a good job of using the Half-Blood, Pure Blood, Muggle Born thing as a commentary on race in the real world.

Reasons why Hermione clearly goes back and, after using memories to prove Hagrid’s innocence, teaches him magic (not my idea, stealing it from fanfiction, but it’s a good one).

(Source: reservoir-fantasy)

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww)

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icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

letssaynotonormal:

Master Splinter in the upcoming movie!

WHERED U GET THIS!!???

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

letssaynotonormal:

Master Splinter in the upcoming movie!

WHERED U GET THIS!!???

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