sweeneytoddcupcake:

sweeneytoddcupcake:

What do Hazel Grace’s parents call her when they’re disappointed in her?

Hazel disgrace

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inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

(Source: kimlennox)

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snapslikethis:

if you think harry didn’t hang on to every single word about his mum and dad you’re wrong and his mum had NERVE and he was like her and bye

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martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

(Source: tyquil)

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herohinata:

*gets down on one knee* will you….. match icons with me?

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phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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(Source: sharksylph)

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